Sunday, March 31, 2013

American Game Of Thrones

A look back at the 2012 season . . .


Next in line
Weird-ass religion
Nobody wants him

Pint-sized lump of pure evil
Strong on Second Amendment
Terrible husband


Popular in Midwesteros
Wears perpetual smirk
Obsessed with gay sex

Wants to go back to the Iron Standard
Thinks handouts make you weak
Ignored by main-stream bards

Good-faith outreach to political opponents predictably fails
Probably better at winning than ruling
Ultimately the least evil of the bunch

Often underestimated as a joker
Too cool for the job
Would probably freakin' rock at it

Former ruler
Legendary fondness for women
Married to an ice-cold blonde





Comes from a land far away
Wants to rule despite lack of qualifications
Uses her children to further rise to power


Right hand of previous ruler
Throne stolen
Always going on about climate change



'nuff said . . .

1 comment:

  1. Did you make this up? It's very funny. Please don't give too much away about the new series - I don't have TV, remember. It may be some time before I can finagle a way to watch :-)

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